Funny Dave Barry Quotes...
"Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec,
is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter."
"If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans,
I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types,
but every last one of them would know
the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies."
2 comments:
Love it!
Okay, I admit I do know the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies, but I also happen to know my blood type! I'm more proud of the second fact.
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